Why Judge Judy is Better Than Judge Joe Brown

It has come to my attention that some people think that Judge Joe Brown is better than Judge Judy; they are wrong. I will explain why in detail. I may randomly add onto this piece. Please stay posted. Or don't I don't care. It's not my loss.

Judy Judge can be nice:











And scary mean:


-She is witty and makes an extreme amount of people look dumb. Which they are.
-She has an awesome bailiff.
-Likes to raise her voice and yell at the out-of-order (not broken) talk-backer.
-She makes about $45,000,000 so people must also enjoy her besides myself.
-Varied voice levels (repetition is good to help get a point across).

Onto Judge Joe Brown.

Judge Joe Brown can seem indifferent...











And Judge Joe Brown can seem "angry, agitated, or disappointed".

-His emotions are hard to interpret (can't tell the difference from angry and overjoyed).
-He mumbles more often than not.
-Has some random bailiff.
-Monotone.
-Monotone.
-Monotone.
-Monotone.
-Monotone.
Doesn't hearing the same thing over and over again get annoying? Especially when it's monotone? THAT'S HOW I FEEL WHILE WATCHING HIM! VARY THE LEVELS OF YOUR VOICE BEFORE I FEED MY HEART TO AN ANGRY BEAR!
-Also he kind of looks like a turtle.