What I'd Rather Do Than Go Back To School

Here is a small list of things that I would rather do than go to school when I've been on vacation/weekend break. Or any day actually.

I would rather light myself on fire than go back to school.

I would rather feed myself to a shark than go back to school.

I would rather stab myself in the eye than go back to school.

I would like to apologize for accidently changing the color of myself and the shape of my head and eyes. I was not paying attention and when I realized it I was like "I've gone to far to stop now!" Also I'm way to lazy to hit the undo button.