Christmas Break: What normal teenagers do and what I do

Here is a list of what a "typical" teenager would do over Christmas Break (I don't say "holiday break" because we all know it's actually Christmas Break, sue me if you don't like it. Just kidding freedom of speech).

Typical teenager:
-Go to parties
-Get smashed (drunk for those who don't know what smashed means)
-Open presents
-Sled
-Build snowmen
-Go to New Years parties

Me:
-Go to a friend's house
-Get super hyper on Coca-Cola
-Open presents
-Sled
-Build a snow caterpillar
-Watch the ball drop with my mom

Sad right? Well I can deal. I don't get MIP's or arrested for DUI's over the breaks.