If I Could Fly

I've been asked many questions many times. One of my favorite is: "If you could have one superpower what would it be?" Well for starters how dare you bring up something that I have always wanted (superpowers) when you know fully well that I will never be able to attain them. Asshole. But if I had to choose a superpower it would have to be the power of flying. Not angelic flying with the wings because that would take too much effort. Even though I want angelic wings. I prefer the superman flying. But then I began thinking of what could happen if I didn't have anything to help me whilst flying.

This is the typical flying that I would do. But then I realized something.

What if there were bugs?

Then I found the solution! An umbrella!