Things that make me violently angry

Here are some things that make me violently angry:
   -Crying children
Shut your child up! I went out to eat so I could enjoy the food not be to hear your ugly child cry and     wail!
   -People who do not use their blinkers
I can tolerate the "getting cut off" because I assume that the cutter-offer simply did not see me, however, if you do not use your blinker I want to bludgeon you with a bowling ball. I mean seriously, all you have to do is pull down/up on a stupid lever!
   -Fox News
Fox News... is there really anything else to say?
   -People who think they know politics
You know everything about politics? That's really weird because you're 16. You may not like the person in office but by saying he/she is "ruining our country" without giving any intellectual reasons makes me want to cut out your eye.
   -Homework over breaks
Really? This "analyze the article" is so important that I need to do it over my Christmas Break? Well I hate you. I'm not going to do it.

I will add more once I come up with more. If I don't that means I forgot.

If I Could Fly

I've been asked many questions many times. One of my favorite is: "If you could have one superpower what would it be?" Well for starters how dare you bring up something that I have always wanted (superpowers) when you know fully well that I will never be able to attain them. Asshole. But if I had to choose a superpower it would have to be the power of flying. Not angelic flying with the wings because that would take too much effort. Even though I want angelic wings. I prefer the superman flying. But then I began thinking of what could happen if I didn't have anything to help me whilst flying.

This is the typical flying that I would do. But then I realized something.

What if there were bugs?

Then I found the solution! An umbrella!